Episode #5 “Bro’s before Dino’s” – Ark: Survival Evolved

 

In this episode, we join our intrepid team of hosts as they play Ark: Survival Evolved.

As a man or woman stranded naked, freezing & starving on a mysterious island, you must hunt, harvest, craft items, grow crops, & build shelters to survive. Use skill & cunning to kill, tame, breed, & ride Dinosaurs & primeval creatures living on ARK, and team up with hundreds of players or play locally!

The action starts hard and heavy, as the group starts out the show talking about a base attack that left them dino-less, and mostly resource-less, save for some hidden stuff.  While making a plan to scope out who they felt was the protagonists, our hosts spot a spy on the beach, and immediately the chase is on.  The unfortunate victim turned out to be FunkyBacon, who was not a part of the war that they were trying to build.  That was a terrible idea, because after about 15 minutes, they were all pretty lost.  One of our hosts trekked out onto the beach and discovered an Argentavis for the first time, after it threw his Raptor into the air in retaliation for attacking him.  Finally they group got together, and discovered how to poop on command.  “Turkey’s Attack”, probably should have been the name of the show.  Or “Jahner’s Lost”, as he tends to get lost in the episode quite often.  About 45 minutes into the show Joker decided he wanted to see what happens when he gets the agro of about 7 carnivorous dino’s.  Best quote probably goes to aCe for “My raptor poops more than… me”.

All in all, it was a great episode, and you will enjoy!

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